Before we dive into our picks of the best Lovehoney sex toys, let’s be honest: Shopping for strokers, butt plugs, and vibrators online can feel overwhelming—but it really doesn’t have to be. Lovehoney, one of the best online sex toy shops in the game, makes buying sex toys a lot more, well, pleasurable. It’s essentially the Amazon of sex toys, carrying hundreds upon hundreds of vibrators, dildos, anal toys, lubes, BDSM products, and more. Like Amazon, Lovehoney makes its own products, but also sells sex toys from many popular brands, like We-Vibe, Womanizer, Fleshlight, Lovense, Doc Johnson, Lelo, Tenga, Fun Factory, and more. And like Amazon, it’s been doing this for a while—22 years, in fact.
“I doubt there’s a type of product you can think of that isn’t already featured on Lovehoney’s website,” says Tatyannah King, a sex educator. “Whether you want a vibrator for solo play, long-lasting lube for anal play, cute lingerie, or a beginner’s BDSM toy kit, Lovehoney has a massive selection to choose from.“
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We’ve also come to Lovehoney because its website features some truly informative, expert-written sex guides and advice. “It’s a legitimate resource for all things related to sexual wellness,” King says. “Knowing that the team behind Lovehoney prioritizes sexual health education creates a sense of trust between the business and the people who buy its products.” That being said, when shopping online, you can’t always be sure you’ll like what you order, but there’s no need to stress about that with Lovehoney. “Another benefit of purchasing toys through Lovehoney is their 100-day money back promise that ensures you receive a refund on any single item if you find it has not enhanced your sexual pleasure (limited at their discretion),” King says. For this reason, if there’s a toy you’ve been curious about, but you aren’t sure you’ll enjoy it, Lovehoney might be the best place to buy it from.
And then there are the reviews. It’s not wrong to say that the best part of Lovehoney might be the people who shop there. Each of the sex toys comes with honest, real-person feedback—the kind that might lead you to your new favorite vibrator…or save you from a toy that looks good, but doesn’t measure up. Now that you know why to buy toys from them, let’s talk about which toys to buy. Here are some of the best sex toys Lovehoney has to offer.
We-Vibe Tango X
Pros
- Strong and rumbly vibrations
- Eight different intensity levels
- Fits easily between bodies
- Waterproof
- Quiet
- Silicone grip for comfort and ease of use
- Travel lock function
Cons
- Hard plastic tip may rattle against genital piercings if you have them
- Not safe for anal insertion
When you want a vibrator that’s small enough to be unobtrusive during sex, but powerful enough to get the job done, you want the Tango X. Don’t be fooled by this vibrator’s diminutive size—it’s got an uncommonly rumbly motor, with eight intensity levels and seven vibration patterns.
Mantric Rechargeable Realistic Vibrator
Mantric
Rechargeable Realistic Vibrator
Pros
- Waterproof (fully submersible)
- Easy to clean
- 7 vibration modes
- Quiet
- Rechargeable
- Curved shaft designed to target G- and P-spots
Cons
- Not compatible with silicone lubricant
The curved design, oversized tip, and firm yet soft silicone shaft—in many ways, Mantric’s G-spot (and P-spot!) vibrator is my Platonic Ideal of a vibrating dildo. It’s unfussy in its design but determined in its mission to make you orgasm from all of your horny holes. Measuring in at six inches of insertable length, this is the kind of vibe you can also easily sub in for backdoor play (after suitable anal play prep, of course), rub on your perineum, or even use as an external clitoral vibrator (that extra-large phallic tip is an excellent clit-pleaser/less intense version of a wand vibrator). As if that wasn’t enough, it’s also completely waterproof, and the LED panel lights up depending on which of the seven vibration modes you’re using. (So, ideal for some The Abyss roleplay.)
